The important rules of going out...

Never wait in a line. ever. If the place is that great the people aren't going to be leaving.
Tipping leads to better service.
Just because its says "$3 you call it rail mixers" doesn't mean you don't tip.
Your always louder than you think you are while your drinking.
Don't hit on the bartender, she's working.
Don't argue with a bouncer the customer is never right.
Your friends are more important that the drunk girl you thought was winking at you.
Going out doesn't always have to mean "stone drunk."
Capacity crowds aren't a good thing.
If your angry and drunk you should go home.
If you "only do it while your drunk" you probably shouldn't do it.
Get creative, watching four thousand people order jager bombs is a little depressing.
No bar should ever play Dave Matthew's Band, Jack Johnson or Coldplay music after 9 pm.
There will be other nights, always remember that.